Why I Don’t Care If You Think Functional Programming Matters

Jon Harrop, who is a strong advocate for functional programming, recently tweeted some links to questions on programmers.stackexchange.com (here and here) I’m generalizing a bit (not much though) but the basic substance of these questions amounted to “Why Should I Learn Functional Programming?”  

It’s a fair question.  I’ve been a developer and around developers long enough that I’ve long ago learned that most of them won’t take anything on faith—and justifiably so.  I’ve even coined a term—“Missouri Developers.”  For those who wonder what that means, the state of Missouri in the United States has the nickname “The ‘Show Me’ State”.  A lot of developers, when they feel comfortable with the subject they’re discussing are very much in the “Show Me” crowd; skeptics in the most pejorative sense of that word.

But, honestly, I’m sort of tired of hearing the question because I hear a common subtext; an unstated question.  “If I learn functional programming will I be able to work on cool new technology?”  I’ve been developing software long enough to remember when there was serious debate as to whether or not Java would take off.  I remember reading articles about how foolish Sun was to try to build a VM because Microsoft had so much expertise in building VM’s (VB6 anyone)? The same kind of question came up about Java—”Why Should I Learn Java?”—with the same subtext.  And before that I can recall reading debates in software development magazines about whether or not it was worthwhile to learn C++.

Some people who learned Java back in the early 90’s got to work on some cool tech—some did not. 

The fact of the matter is that any cutting edge technology has certain risks built into learning it.  If you’re trying to decide whether or not you should learn a new technology based on whether or not you might be able to land a cool job if you learn it—do us both a favor and find another career.  The developers I’ve known over the years who I have the deepest respect for are those developers who love to learn.  They don’t need anyone to tell them to learn new technologies and new ideas; they do so because they love to do it.  And they don’t worry about what kind of cool new jobs might open up to them if they learn a new technology—they learn because they want to know. 

I’ve been playing with functional for about two years now.  I can empathize with those developers with years of experience in C and Pascal about the time of the early 90’s—seeing the large shift from procedural to OO had to have been hard to adjust to.  But I can also see some real strides forward that you can get by adopting functional programming—just as the adoption of OO brought about a lot of strides forward in development. 

Now I know some of you will read this and think to yourselves—wow, he drank the whole pitcher of the kool-aid.  I don’t think functional programming is a panacea.  On the other hand I never thought of OO as a panacea either but it seems that many of the Java and C# programmers in the world cannot conceive of software without objects.  And I don’t think of improving software engineering as a zero-sum game either; that is, I don’t believe that if we improve one area of software engineering that another area must necessarily suffer.  Default mutability in a language is an accidental complexity.  Mutability has its place but it should not be the default.

Either way, if you want to learn and expand your mind, then I’ll be glad to share anything I’ve learned with you.  I love talking tech with others who are intellectually curious.  Otherwise, if you aren’t willing to play with functional until you’re convinced there will be plentiful jobs in cool technologies for those who learn functional—then don’t play with functional; I don’t care.  But stop asking me why you should take the time to learn functional.  If you don’t possess any intellectual curiosity feel free to sit on the sidelines and watch the revolution.

8 responses

  1. Yes!
    Here’s another one:
    Learn functional programming because it contains new ways to solve problems. Lots of these apply directly back to development in any language.

    Learn what declarative style really means.

    As you said — learn to smack any coworker who doesn’t abuse “final.”

    Learn to evaluate tough expressions at the last responsible moment.

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  3. Love the post. I seem to want to learn languages that are guaranteed *not* to get me a job: F#, Haskell, J, APL, FORTH, LISP. Whereas studying C#, a language that could get me a job, just numbs my brain from the start. Alas!

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